iz she dead? iz she alive? unfortunately, she's actually BREATHING AAAAAAA

HAI!! I AM HOME!! AND NOW I AM FREE 2 COMMIT MORE CHAOS!!

if u were concerned or wondering 4 the past few months "omg where tf iz cootie?" in dis post we gonna x-plain dat!

i've been actually concentrating on finishin big work dat i have been helpin with a couple talented ppl 4 a whole year and i completed da last melons within spring and now they're finally taking off!

brain power iz super toasted but it ain't gonna stahp me from planning multiple cartoons + art + etc iz gunna be posted

TRAILER PARK CATZ

a cat toon dun by mai friend scott and his team of other talents das been hosted on SWEARNET popped out 2 MOAR seasons and i worked on sum of teh episodes such as additional background work n full on episodes! iz 19.99 a yeer and 1.99 per month 2 watch teh episodes, either way, it wuz super fun 2 help him out onnit cuz i always dreemed of reanimating TPB clips with funni animals!

be shore 2 check out scotts other work and da trailer if u haven't yet >:P

PICO TOONS, POSSIBLE COOTIE PATOOTIE BASED CONTENT

special tanks 2 fans all over dis site and other platforms w/da positive feedbackz, fan content and editz das been received of da grassy knoll toon i maed last year or drawing cootie!! (DAS MEHHH)

cuz my main goal iz 4 others to take da episodes i made, make amvs outta it and act liek i dunno nobody AHAHAH

leaf me alone will continue being worked on along with teh silly episodes dat i planned 4 pico and his frondz or other toons ofc

ALTHOUGH!! due 2 teh cootie art das been received, i plan 2 draw moar work, create animations + a possible website 2 showcase da cootie patootie project if otherz r invested innit!

TUTORIALZ + YT EXCLUSIVE STUFF

ever since i got back, i got msgs and dms bout wat programs i use, how i animate, how iz dun and much moar! i've been planning 2 create a vid bout adobe flash trickz or wat i do when i animate on sony vegas + SAI

not only will deez tuts bee up on YT, deres vids exclusive 4 YT 4 berri gud reasons! while mai NG will have mai better quality content such music videos, flash interactive toons and full on episodes, mai youtube will consist of tuts, silly 50 second esc videos and much moar cheesier stuff

ANYTHING ELSE???

i tink das it!! although, i will suggest u 2 flee 4 da hills rn or ur gonna poop ur pants 4 teh possible infected piecez of media 2 come!! tank u so much 4 reading, sticking around and 4 all ur support everybubby! it's always a treat 2 see wat u all make, it motivates meh 2 do stuff everyday!! XOXO ^_^ ♥ ♥ ♥

HAI HAI! welcome back 2 D E A T H

sorry if i cannot gets back 2 everybody bout trades or etc, i has been berri busy w/a lot of stuff

which probably meenz imma close down ATs 4 now and won't be able 2 respond 2 PMs das been sent until i complete big things in da bag! (or maybee not depending on da big things dat are coming T_T)

WUZ UP?? well im invading NG now, all ur base are belong 2 me

IMJOKINGIMJOKING

dis wuz a funni thing i made after 1 day of being tagged on twitter over a kool pink tank logo and mutuals givin me ideas

DIS IS DA HYPERREALISTIC NEWS U WANNA HEAR!

if you haven't seen or heard yet, a cootie animation is being made and published in feb 2 celebrate reaching 1 and 2 thousand on here + twitter with da help of johnny composing a track 4 the cartoon! while dis is going on, a secondary cootie vid will be worked on and be YT exclusive (since da caramelldansen mashup might be copyrighted SHH)

then we got da super duper interactive e-buddy thing i iz doing w/flash along with various pico episodes being planned

iz taking a while because i'm helping multiple peeps with their neat projects and w/all da things im learning, planning and doing sumwhat bai maiself, iz taking a itty bitty bit 2 juggle many! but slowly and surely, they will be posted as a surprise >:)

imma pop sneaky peeks cause ily all XOXO

SECOND IMPORTANT THINGY?

i do plans on havin a ko-fi page out n ready 2 go 4 all da weird hard work dat i put in2 da silly thingies da i luv 2 do!

it's 2 halp w/me and mai family, all da delicious choccy coins will go 2 fill up our stock with sortsa grub and 2 also upgrade stuff (liek a pretty color printer!) 4 da future, da moar support, da moar unique surprises mite occur and reveal!

even if u don't got a chocolate coin, u alone sharing and enjoying da silly things i dew encourages me 2 keep doing sm moar!! ^_^

LAST THING!

u remember dat i just mentioned i haz YT? yah!! so if u rly liek seeing mai scary old web styled videos, then ur probably going 2 pass out from da multiple speedpaints, AMVs, tributes, animations and weird tuts i post dere dat is exclusive dere while on NG u get da fresher content liek episodes and shorts i poop outta mai head!

so feel freez 2 sub dere and browse around, moar will bee posted berry soon!

IF U READ THRU MOST OF DIS, TANK U BERRI MUCH 4 UNDERSTANDING N STICKIN AROUND!! mai lyfe haz been nutz ever since i came on dis site and i am sosososo grateful 4 da luv, creativity + positivity das spreaded here, i hope all of u are having a tasty taco tuesday n stay safe!! >:9

HAI HAI, I IZ STILL ALIVE!!

u must bee asking "COOTIE WHERE HAZ U BEEN?? WHEREZ DA REPTAR PUZZLEZ >:c" or thinking "oh noez!! uz still alive? EWWW U BOOGERRRRRR I H8 U YOUZ CRONGE"

i haz been doing lotsa big projectz with rly kool userz here on NG and still trying 2 complete fun and longer animationz just 4 everybubby here or even YT exclussive thingiez!

PICONJO N PICO MERCH

ever wanted 2 get productz with art by cootie or moar newgroundz merch with popular characterz??

i haz collaborated with piconjo n nokoi 2 maek designz of ur favorite badass gingorz! while you can get pins n stickerz of pico, u can get piconjo teez and stickerz!!

GET DA PICO STUFF ON NOKOIZ SHOP AND DA PICONJO MERCH ON PICONJOZ REDBUBBLE

A COOTIE STICKER WILL BEE AVALIABLE ON DA NOKOI STORE SOON 2

WUZ DA NEW STUFF??

cootie haz been naught doing kool thingz 4 madness day, robo day or even europeenor vacation (IZ OKI CUZ I IZ COOKING UP STUFF RELATED 2 DOZE ANYWAY) cuz of big thingz and those big thingz is teaming up with scott 2 do background art and animated work on da trailer park catz series he iz doing! which iz only exclusive on swearnet

i iz also trying 2 complete da l8 but gr8 piconjo animation dat mai frien iz helping me wiff along wiff da pico animated episodez dat are in da workz, sum is being held at da moment and will be worked on da weekendz cuz weekdayz is when i iz doing big tasks!! (+ brand new microphone will come in next week 2 produce mai vidz in higher quality n do practice thingz on adobe flash so moar animationz can be published in dat classy NG style n preloaderz!)

not only das being maed but small sneak peekz of da upcoming 1K animated special featuring da cootie, da piconjo episode and exclussive animated memz dat will appear on funnitube!

IS DAT ALL?

lul noo!!! das naught all yet, i iz also have commissionz open incase fanz wanted 2 purchase sum cootie art or peepz dat do business stuff wanna talk bout moar detailz on wat they liek but we iz gunna save dat until da next newz post so everybubby can see wuz available and wat da cootie can do! OH!! AND ARTZ DAT STILL NEEDZ 2 BEE POSTED HERE 2 SO BEE ON DA LOOK OUT 4 DEY CRONCHIEZ

tank u SOOOO much 4 da patience n sticking around 2 read n support me everybubby, i luv u all and da NG community wit all mai heart and i wanna keep showing new content + doing funni and kool stuff cuz of dis site XOXO

U BETTER HAZ A FUNNI FUNKY FRIDAY

HEY! Do you want more Pico shorts, other animations

and content from me?

Well kiddos, this your ticket to a cool opportunity!

By positive reviews and popular demand, especially with the short on the front page (WOAH) and another episode on the way with the help with my friend again with voice acting, funny ass ideas and all that biz, we need your help too!

You can suggest whatever for the future animations, either it's parodies, Pico cartoons or original stuff involving my chars

just no stuff about porn crap or weird shit and pressuring me to do it, I'll backdrop you into a trash can >:(

It can also be art suggestions of some 2000s-2010s shit and NG art too

PLUS! I might be available for Commissions, Art Trades and maybe some requests soon after I put some stuff out of the way MWUHAHAHA

Got an idea or a suggestion? PM me or comment down below and I'll look over it, users that suggest an idea will be credited into the video description, the video or remain anonymous, whatever works for ya

Thank you guys for the kickass support and participating, hope to require more fun goods soon MWAH

Pico Day was wild! I am so happy to participate in that day alone and joining NG, this shit was the jam ever since my siblings showed me this site when I was about 5 or so? But I winded up making an ugly animation within two weeks and publish it on time, I might post it to YT one day, who knows?

I hope everybody is having a kickass day and also THANK YOU for the awesome support and obviously Tom for creating this site and creating my childhood memories, never thought a site I grew up with was pretty cool with my disturbing existence! XOXO

BONUS: FRONT PAGE, TWICE? 300+ FANS? I've been so hyper and losing my shit this entire week all because of this, I'm so not used to this, hoping to be slaughtered for committing artistic stuff and the overwhelming positive feedback is screaming otherwise, for that?

You receive a animation in progress to the sequel of Pico: Grassy Knoll, because it seems like a lot of you wanna see this become a small cartoon series >:')

You guys are absolutely insane and I live for that!! Again, I really appreciate everybody that visits my horrifying page and enjoying my silly chaos that makes me joyful on a daily basis, definitely gonna make some more animations in the future MWUAH <3